If you have a monkey, it must be under 40 pounds
Park Hills Council amends wild animal ordinance
By PAULA BARR
Daily Journal Staff Writer
Daily Journal Staff Writer
Published: Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Updated: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:21 AM CST
Updated: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:21 AM CST
Dale Thomure addresses the council during a public hearing Tuesday night to change zoning of property in Ward I in Park Hills, while residents wait to speak. The issue was tabled until January. - Paula Barr / Daily Journal
The Council amended its recent wild animal ordinance to allow nonhuman primates 40 pounds or less to live within city limits. Ward III Councilman Tom Reed asked for the amendment to the ban on most wild or exotic animals that the Council passed last month.
“We have a lot of small monkeys living in town,” Reed said. “I was surprised.”
The amendment does not affect the ban on large primates such as baboons, chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans. If a monkey grows to 41 pounds or more, it no longer may legally be kept in city limits.
The same thing goes for snakes that grow more than eight feet in length.
The amendment passed 7-1, with Ward III Councilman Charlotte House opposing the plan.
“We don’t need any monkeys in town,” House said after the meeting. “And who’s going to regulate it if they get overweight?”
The Council, which generally votes in agreement on issues, split on two other votes. Ward I Councilman Mike Glore opposed an ordinance vacating the unimproved portion of Locust Street, saying he did not see the need to do so. The ordinance passed 7-1.
The biggest disagreement came in a 5-3 vote on a request to amend the municipal code relating to liquor licenses. The request stemmed from a plan by the East Missouri Action Agency (EMAA) to open a restaurant in the former Rattini’s restaurant location in downtown Park Hills. EMAA wants to lease the bar operation to an individual, so the agency would not have to handle liquor sales.
Under the initial ordinance affecting downtown area businesses, the restaurant and bar would have to be run by the same entity in order to sell alcoholic drinks.
The amendment allows for separate ownership of the restaurant and bar operations, as long as at least 50 percent of the sales are food sales and the bar only operates during the hours the restaurant is open. The liquor license would be for malt liquor and light wines by the drink.
Reed questioned whether the amendment would limit the ability of other downtown area businesses to sell liquor. City Administrator John Kennedy pointed out that only businesses where 50 percent or more of sales was food sales would be eligible. The amendment still would not allow taverns in the downtown area, he added.
Reed, House and Ward I Councilman Jeff Cunningham voted against the amendment, which was passed.
There were no comments from the public during three annexation hearings and three zoning classification hearings. About a dozen people had attended the meeting, most of whom opposed a zoning classification request for property at 1008 Missouri Street. However, the issue was tabled before anyone could address the Council.
The request is to change a parcel to general residential zoning and one parcel to commercial. Both parcels currently are zoned for single-family residences.
City Attorney Ed Pultz asked the Council to table the issue.
“Some procedural issues have come up and I need time to go over this,” Pultz said of the proposed change. “I want to be sure we’re doing this right.”
The Council voted to table the hearing until 7 p.m. Jan. 13. Mayor John Clark told the crowd that the city will send letters of notification as reminders.
“If you came for (the hearing), I apologize,” he added.
During the meeting, Kennedy reported that the first three months of this fiscal year has seen a record in sales tax revenues, for a total of $175,000.
“This is the best three months ever, and it is 11 percent higher than our previous best year — about four years ago,” he explained. “At this point, we are not seeing the effects of this recession.”
In other business, the Council unanimously agreed to pass the following:
• A request to rezone property owned by Gary and Clara Busenbark from single-family residential to general residential and an ordinance dealing with that request
• An ordinance to allow the mayor to hire Boyer and Associates for auditing services for the city
• The hiring of Neubrand, Baranovic and Co. to provide accounting services
• Amendment of city codes to require bonding and permits from contractors and sub contractors who do street and sidewalk work (except for city crews and utility companies that do their own work)
• Changes in wording to bring a harassment ordinance in line with state law
• A plan to apply for funds through the Land and Water Conservation Fund to build a trail in Haney Park
• A resolution to endorse a Southeast Missouri Regional Planning Commission paper calling for the exclusion of St. Francois County from the St. Louis air-quality non-attainment area regarding ground level ozone standards. The paper is in response to new Environmental Protection Agency standards for ground level ozone standards that addresses the potential for higher than acceptable ozone levels. It suggests that ozone levels in St. Francois County are low enough that air quality is acceptable, and should continue to be considered an air quality attainment area.
Paula Barr is a reporter for the Daily Journal and can be reached at 573-431-2010, ext. 172 or at pbarr@dailyjournalonline.com.
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Apnatic posted at Friday, December 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I am smiling as I write this, I love this story line...poem was exceptional!
So, now it is the monkeys, am I next, I will admit, I am overweight, hope PH does not put a limit on me for the sake of the streets, and if so, who would take me...LOL
Merry Christmas to all, remember we have the freedom to do this and why we are blessed to celebrate the birth of Christ without fear of being hurt.
So, now it is the monkeys, am I next, I will admit, I am overweight, hope PH does not put a limit on me for the sake of the streets, and if so, who would take me...LOL
Merry Christmas to all, remember we have the freedom to do this and why we are blessed to celebrate the birth of Christ without fear of being hurt.
tiredofthebull posted at Thursday, December 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I need help, my monkey weighs too much and I can't lift him to get him out of park hills.. anyone have a monkey jack or a monkey lift I can borrow???
dern city and their ordinances
dern city and their ordinances
raiderman posted at Thursday, December 18th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I just hope they do not pass an ordinance getting rid of all monkeys in Flat River, Elvins, and Esther. Would cause an immediate drop in the overall IQ of the area.
anomalouspropagation posted at Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
mbser-a.k.a. "Longfellow"-very nice and twisted sense of humor-but I like it!!!
tiredofthebull posted at Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
MBSER - very nice... you are ate up....
I would have kept it quiet.. now Park Hills will have to roll out the monkey investigation squad....
PH wouldn't give me a permit for the weight loss center for monkeys...
Told me I would be in violation of city ordinance.
I would have kept it quiet.. now Park Hills will have to roll out the monkey investigation squad....
PH wouldn't give me a permit for the weight loss center for monkeys...
Told me I would be in violation of city ordinance.
mbser posted at Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 9:46 am
My 40 pound monkey
I just found out that my monkey is illegal
His name I found in the Legal Eagle
My monkey was perfectly fine
Until I have been accessed a fine
What did cause this horrid fate?
A new law the city did create
Now my poor monkey has to lose weight
I just found out that my monkey is illegal
His name I found in the Legal Eagle
My monkey was perfectly fine
Until I have been accessed a fine
What did cause this horrid fate?
A new law the city did create
Now my poor monkey has to lose weight
bets posted at Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
apnatic........he wont be a couch potato....he can go to tired of the bulls spa and be pampered, lose weight and quit smoking (if he/she has that habit)
tiredofthebull posted at Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Relay Rocks - where can I find a spider monkey jacked up on Mtn Dew? Will they have their own division in the road race Park Hills puts on every year for the runners? That would be AWESOME!!!!
Now, the Spider Monkeys jacked up on Mtn. Dew will run the 5k.. hold on people, this race will be over before we can begin!!!
WOO HOO!!!!
Now, the Spider Monkeys jacked up on Mtn. Dew will run the 5k.. hold on people, this race will be over before we can begin!!!
WOO HOO!!!!
bs1013 posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Seriously, the only thing even potentially trendy or jet-setting about Farmington is that they would probably put their monkeys in designer suits. Oh wait, I think I may have met some of them already...:)
Take no offense of the good natured jokes Park Hills residents. I don't believe that any harm is intended by anyone. You have a good town, and if this monkey issue is the biggest dilemma that you ever have to deal with then consider yourself lucky.
It's alot better than many of the other optional headlines that other towns have been plagued with such as theft or vandalism, etc. There's so much negativity happening in todays society that it's rather refreshing in it's own way to read something so funny.
I personally find it to be a humorous story but in no way mean it in a disrespectful way towards Park Hills.
Take no offense of the good natured jokes Park Hills residents. I don't believe that any harm is intended by anyone. You have a good town, and if this monkey issue is the biggest dilemma that you ever have to deal with then consider yourself lucky.
It's alot better than many of the other optional headlines that other towns have been plagued with such as theft or vandalism, etc. There's so much negativity happening in todays society that it's rather refreshing in it's own way to read something so funny.
I personally find it to be a humorous story but in no way mean it in a disrespectful way towards Park Hills.
Apnatic posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
We live in PH, haven't seen any monkeys..where are they..how does PH know that there are many of them? If they are here, do they have required shots they should have so not to spread disease or etc. They are dirty animals.
Just curious to know how someone would know "how many" also can they tolerate the weather here? I feel bad for the monkey, if he becomes a couch potato, he will have to leave the community..
Sorry had to have a little humor with my questions...thanks :):)
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Just curious to know how someone would know "how many" also can they tolerate the weather here? I feel bad for the monkey, if he becomes a couch potato, he will have to leave the community..
Sorry had to have a little humor with my questions...thanks :):)
Santa Claus is coming to town!
trenticus posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
We don’t need any monkeys in town,” House said after the meeting. “
So what do you do with all the politicians then???? You know the fat ones?
So what do you do with all the politicians then???? You know the fat ones?
tiredofthebull posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Bowhunter - does your monkey weigh more than 40 lbs??? Maybe that have Gorrila Craig, help him lose some weight...
Or maybe Primate Fast... monkey weight loss in a delicious banana flavored shake...
Or is your snake over 8' long? Not sure how to fix that one.. scissors probably won't work...
Or maybe Primate Fast... monkey weight loss in a delicious banana flavored shake...
Or is your snake over 8' long? Not sure how to fix that one.. scissors probably won't work...
TAD posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
To mr.bowhunter. Sir I think you need to go back to school and learn how to spell,read, and write. Your comment is fine as long as you have someone from North County to translate.
tiredofthebull posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Hey bowhunter, what town doesn't need to fix streets?
What town's city council is worried about the real issues?
Park Hills - monkeys
Bonne Terre - making the town a retirement park for the mayor
Desloge - worried about a water system they didn't need.
Leadington - they still a city?
Farmington - full of empty strip malls, but worried about getting a bike race to stop in town.
See any REAL issues in there? I don't.
Quit being a monkey's butt about this one.
Read Skippy's post - darn good cops in Park Hills, Central school is one of the best in the county.. property prices are realistic, and not inflated 40% for the 63640 zip code.. Gas prices are the lowest in the county..
Sounds like a pretty good town to live in.. Might have to look into it.
Have to wait and see if Tom Reed is still councilman... this isn't the first stupid headline I've read about him....
What town's city council is worried about the real issues?
Park Hills - monkeys
Bonne Terre - making the town a retirement park for the mayor
Desloge - worried about a water system they didn't need.
Leadington - they still a city?
Farmington - full of empty strip malls, but worried about getting a bike race to stop in town.
See any REAL issues in there? I don't.
Quit being a monkey's butt about this one.
Read Skippy's post - darn good cops in Park Hills, Central school is one of the best in the county.. property prices are realistic, and not inflated 40% for the 63640 zip code.. Gas prices are the lowest in the county..
Sounds like a pretty good town to live in.. Might have to look into it.
Have to wait and see if Tom Reed is still councilman... this isn't the first stupid headline I've read about him....
commonsensesayer posted at Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 8:45 am
THIS IS NOT RIGHT! PARK HILLS CONNOT DO THIS! THIS IS DISCRIMINATI0N!
Watch out Park Hills city council, I heard all the overweight monkeys have hired a lawyer, and arwe going to sue you for weight discrimination. The fat monkeys will have their day in court!
Watch out Park Hills city council, I heard all the overweight monkeys have hired a lawyer, and arwe going to sue you for weight discrimination. The fat monkeys will have their day in court!
mr.bowhunter posted at Sunday, December 14th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Now that Park Hills has an ordinance on how much monkeys can weigh. I guess next, they will be telling us what size dogs and cats the people can have also. I think there is more important issues than worrying about peoples pets. It sounds like the council members have too much free time on their hands to me.They need to stick to worrying about improving the city more than sticking there noses in the resident's business. They need to clean up their act!
mr.bowhunter posted at Saturday, December 13th, 2008 at 11:31 am
seems to me parkhills does'nt have much to do with there time but grip about about stupid stuff. as long as they ar'nt running the streets who cares. they need to fix there streets in town. instead of sticking there nose's into everyone else's busness. talk about over weight they need to keep a check on the cops weight.
anomalouspropagation posted at Saturday, December 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
macy4-I take it that your opinion of "news" is that which the media outlets want to indoctrinate us into believing. The media outlet is to be nonbiased and report without prejudice. If you want propaganda in newspapers I know of some great places to relocate you in. Mr. Mugabi has a home for sale and his country is Cholera free!
As you are sensitive, I'll ask the DJ to rerun the stroy with the headline of "Exotic Species Ordinance Passed". The rest of the story stays intact and "symantically" speaking all is made right.
Bet you believe that Iran's nuclear ambitions are for peaceful pruposes as well!
Another spood fed intellectual voting just as how the media reports it too!
The truth does hurt...
As you are sensitive, I'll ask the DJ to rerun the stroy with the headline of "Exotic Species Ordinance Passed". The rest of the story stays intact and "symantically" speaking all is made right.
Bet you believe that Iran's nuclear ambitions are for peaceful pruposes as well!
Another spood fed intellectual voting just as how the media reports it too!
The truth does hurt...
raiderman posted at Saturday, December 13th, 2008 at 1:16 am
macy and skippy....hey I apologize. I was just monkeying around. Meant no harm. I really do think it is a good idea to restrict the size of monkeys...no kidding. Can handle just about any kind of looks as far as the face is concerned.....just cannot handle fat monkeys. Now I know where to go to find skinny monkeys.
Thank you Park Hills council.
Thank you Park Hills council.
tiredofthebull posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
To be very honest... I swear I'm not monkeying around here.... enjoy life when you get these moments.. most of the time, the Journal reports the bad news...
Why is this???
What stories get the most attention? Murder, political fraud, bad news, trajeady...
I could continue.. Why not have some fun with this one...
I would love to keep talking, but I must go find out how to help monkeys quit smoking as well now... seems like this might be good for the community.. for both humans and our furry little friends....
Why is this???
What stories get the most attention? Murder, political fraud, bad news, trajeady...
I could continue.. Why not have some fun with this one...
I would love to keep talking, but I must go find out how to help monkeys quit smoking as well now... seems like this might be good for the community.. for both humans and our furry little friends....
tiredofthebull posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Macy - might I suggest when you know of good news in Park Hills, simply contact the Journal... I'm sure they would be happy to help.
Honestly, while I am not for primates as pets, I think it was the best headline in a long time. Regardless of where it was.
There is good and bad in every town in the county, regardless of where we all live.
Sometimes, you need a good laugh.. as skippygibson shared with me....
This has been one of the best yet...
Me and my neighbors have had more fun laughing about the possibilities from this than anything else...
As I stated earlier.. there was a law, Councilman Reed took it upon himself to bring up how many people were breaking the law, and simply changed it to cater to them.
Might out we get what we vote for???? And that goes from city council all the way to the white house...
TO BE CONT
Honestly, while I am not for primates as pets, I think it was the best headline in a long time. Regardless of where it was.
There is good and bad in every town in the county, regardless of where we all live.
Sometimes, you need a good laugh.. as skippygibson shared with me....
This has been one of the best yet...
Me and my neighbors have had more fun laughing about the possibilities from this than anything else...
As I stated earlier.. there was a law, Councilman Reed took it upon himself to bring up how many people were breaking the law, and simply changed it to cater to them.
Might out we get what we vote for???? And that goes from city council all the way to the white house...
TO BE CONT
truthspeaker posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I don't know why people are upset with the city council tackling an issue like this. Other cities have problems which probably seem ridiculous we just don't hear about them. Park Hills is following suit - MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO.
bets posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Hey TOTB.....can you include a stop smoking session at your spa? If so me and my monkey are there.....LOL
macy4 posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Yes I do realize the comments were in jest and I understand having fun, however my point is the Daily Journal should represent all the news good and bad and inform the citizens of important issues regarding Park Hills. Park Hills seems to get a bad rap at any opportunity the Journal can capture. The headline was degrading for the city and picked up as a result from the assoc press and was reported on the STL stations. Its embarrasing to the community. Believe it or not there are good things happening in Park Hills the Journal fails to report these, only the negative. Central School system is one of the best in this area but so much is overlooked and not reported.
skippygibson posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
You all are sooooooooooooooooo funny. Hey we can't all be from jet setting trend setting places like Farmington or Desloge!! Come on...cut us some slack. For suck a joke of a town...how is your school doing???? I've never been broken into...never had problems with the neighbors, never seen our town vote down a needed tax bill for our schools...you know, I have no problem with the little monkeys in our town. Hope you and Letterman have fun. I've followed most of your blog history and you need to have a laugh now and then. You seem sooooooo unhappy. Glad we could help.
tiredofthebull posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Macy4 - The journal simply reported the news.. myself and others found it to be very very funny....
The DJ cannot control what happens, all they can do is simply report it. Tell ya what.. they did a darn good job.. used the most interesting topic to make a good headline..
If you want to slam someone, Tom Reed... "I didn't know there were that many small monkeys in town".
Personally, he should have stuck behind the law and not bowed down to the "voters".
What happens to a monkey that gets loose? Who is responsible for it? Is our animal control officer trained to catch a flying monkey? What about vaccanations? Are there any at all? Children, dogs, cats, etc.. Is this putting them all at risk?
Personally, sounds like Tom found a few monkeys, and to keep his voters happy he just said ok, we'll just change the rules for you.
Thanks Tom. I'm more worried about the monkey getting loose and biting a child.
The DJ cannot control what happens, all they can do is simply report it. Tell ya what.. they did a darn good job.. used the most interesting topic to make a good headline..
If you want to slam someone, Tom Reed... "I didn't know there were that many small monkeys in town".
Personally, he should have stuck behind the law and not bowed down to the "voters".
What happens to a monkey that gets loose? Who is responsible for it? Is our animal control officer trained to catch a flying monkey? What about vaccanations? Are there any at all? Children, dogs, cats, etc.. Is this putting them all at risk?
Personally, sounds like Tom found a few monkeys, and to keep his voters happy he just said ok, we'll just change the rules for you.
Thanks Tom. I'm more worried about the monkey getting loose and biting a child.
fashionplate posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
macy- The Daily Journal did not slam Park Hills. They reported on the meeting, as they do for all of the other towns. It is the readers that made the comments in jest. Lighten up.
raiderman posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
macy, do not take this as people making fun of Park Hills. I admire the council for looking out for the health and fitness of monkeys.
I know some people are tired of government meddling in their business. First, they say you cannot smoke, then you have to wear a seatbelt, and now you have to make sure your monkey is under 40 pounds....but hey.....it is all for the best. It is your government looking out for you......and your monkey of course.
Next...they will be telling us we cannot discipline our monkeys.
I know some people are tired of government meddling in their business. First, they say you cannot smoke, then you have to wear a seatbelt, and now you have to make sure your monkey is under 40 pounds....but hey.....it is all for the best. It is your government looking out for you......and your monkey of course.
Next...they will be telling us we cannot discipline our monkeys.
macy4 posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Once again the City of Park Hills gets slammed by the newspaper company located in its very city. I am ashamed of the publisher for degrading this city over and over. I believe the Daily Journal has shown a complete lack of respect to the city and its citizens. Why is it that when something positive for the city happens the Journal fails to report it? Why is it that when something negative happens to the city the Journal makes sure the story is reported and includes such a stupid headline as to degrade the situation further. The ordinance dealt with exotic animals. The ordinance originally dealt with a dangerous animal for the protection of the citizens to ban that animal then the council attempted to revise the ordinance to appease a few citizens which had a pet monkey. It is a shame the council had to deal with any such issue but because of requests from citizens it sometimes becomes necessary to set rules others may ridicule. I know alot of these comments were made in harmless fun but consider the feelings of the council and their position.
Apnatic posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
THIS IS SO GOOD, MY COWORKERS PROBABLY WONDER WHY I AM OVER HERE LAUGHING...THIS IS A HOOT OR A "AHOO" IN MONKEY LANGUAGE...FAME FOR PARK HILLS, MAYBE IT WILL HELP GET SOME BUSINESS IN THE "GHOST" DOWNTOWN AREA, PERHAPS A BANANA SHOP FOR THE MONKEYS...LOW CALORIE OF COURSE...LOL
TAD posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I am glad everyone has a gotten a good laugh at this one. I must say i have to. I don't think we should make fun of the city or the council for this though. I think the idiots with the monkey's should be catching it more than the council who probably didn't want to have to address the issue anyway. I think the council looks bad enough with the lack of businesses and lack of desire to bring in business. They don't need monkey issues to bring them down.
sublime_interpreter posted at Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Gotta throw a monkey wrench in this barrel of monkeys. How wide and long can a zebra's stripes be? Can a fainting goat be over 2 feet tall? Come on now, the door has been opened so lets regulate all of the animals and not discriminate against the poor little monkey's. Park Hills could become the next zoo....after all is is PARK HILLS!
Relay Rocks posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mama called the doctor and the docter said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed.
bets posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Maybe the monkey could run for state rep or Leadington chief....this story is so funny!!!!!!nma
truthspeaker posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Watch out Park Hills, Michael Jackson may want to open a new Neverland Ranch in your city.
tiredofthebull posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Due to the slowing economy, I will be opening a 2nd business to help monkey owners. I am opening a Monkey Massage, Spa and Weight Loss Center. We will help if your monkey is over 40 lbs, as well as pamper your monkey at our spa. Monkey massages, facials, and fur treatments for the most discriminating primate will be offered, along with organic bananas, fruits, and only the best tree lined play room for your frisky little monkey.
tomisty posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I heard that this story was on one of the St Louis news channels. I believe channel 4 the other night. My 6 year old son asked Santa for a Zebra this year. Does anyone know if Desloge has an ordinance against this or not? Please let me know. HA HA HA!!!
tiredofthebull posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
The link to the story is in Dave Letterman's hands.. hope he has some fun with it...
You are all welcome
You are all welcome
BS1013 posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I have seriously not laughed this hard in quite some time. I would expect to hear something like this originate from a college fraternity keg party..not our local city government. Have we nothing better to do with our time folks while..ahem..."working" for the taxpayers? I know the city of Farmington gets ALOT of front page articles and comments due to the neverending dramas they incur on a seemingly daily basis...BUT you're definitely gaining some ground on them Park Hills. Way to go!! Definitely, somebody send this to Leno or Letterman...why let this stop with the Daily Journal...this deserves national recognition!! First Blagojevich, now this, what has the world come to..
tiredofthebull posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
MBSER - I think the reason for the 40lb limit is....
Can you imagine a stinky diaper from a several hundred pound gorilla??? WHEW!!!!
I must agree, with all the issues at hand, they are worried about amending a city ordinance regarding monkeys.
I can't keep a few chickens to have fresh eggs with in town, but i can have a 39 3/4 pound spider monkey..
I guess it'll be ok...
Hmmm maybe instead of eggs, we can do monkeys.. southeast asia style.. :)
Can you imagine a stinky diaper from a several hundred pound gorilla??? WHEW!!!!
I must agree, with all the issues at hand, they are worried about amending a city ordinance regarding monkeys.
I can't keep a few chickens to have fresh eggs with in town, but i can have a 39 3/4 pound spider monkey..
I guess it'll be ok...
Hmmm maybe instead of eggs, we can do monkeys.. southeast asia style.. :)
mbser posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Are they serious about this? Sounds to me like they need to quit monkeying around and get to real business! What happens if the monkey's diapers are wet? Do they take that into account? What if it is pregnant? Dang monkey! Quit moving around, you have to be weighed! hahaha
truthspeaker posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Sounds like there is some monkeys on the council. The media always tells you what they want you to here anyway. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE would be proud!!!
voter posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Does this mean the politicians have to leave town???
JIMBO258 posted at Thursday, December 11th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Ok. I've never seen a monkey in Park Hills. I think they should be voting on how to get rid of the illegal aliens that work at Proffer's Produce.
tiredofthebull posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
How do I become the monkey cop? That sounds like a killer job...
Relay Rocks posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Great, now Park Hills will have a whole bunch of spider monkeys jacked up on Mountain Dew running around.
old cynic posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
What if your monkey weighs less in the morning than at night? Does he have to weigh under 40 all the time? What if your monkey has thyroid problems, can you get a waiver?
If there are no exceptions, my monkey is going to have to go on a diet. Nothing but banana's here on out. He will be upset...but too bad.
If there are no exceptions, my monkey is going to have to go on a diet. Nothing but banana's here on out. He will be upset...but too bad.
Hee Haw Hickory posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Are you kidding me? Bad monkey , no banana!We are in such a financial situation.... why for the love of GOD are we worring about monkeys? Can you have a meeting on how to help children for Christmas, or maybe help a elder person pay her gas bill??
grama posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Say What?
There is a war going on...economys in
the bucket. People are losing their
jobs right before Xmas.
The government is literately fallin'
apart, Auto Industry in the dumper and
Park Hills is worried bout monkeys...
un freakin' surreal!
Talkin' bout monkeys Makes one wonder
which monkey they talkin' bout.
Maybe each other? DANG!
Earth to ParkHils. Come in please.
b by
There is a war going on...economys in
the bucket. People are losing their
jobs right before Xmas.
The government is literately fallin'
apart, Auto Industry in the dumper and
Park Hills is worried bout monkeys...
un freakin' surreal!
Talkin' bout monkeys Makes one wonder
which monkey they talkin' bout.
Maybe each other? DANG!
Earth to ParkHils. Come in please.
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???? posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Too bad this isn't in Farmington also. It might mean that some the those making decisions in our court system might have the find a new location.
flutterby posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I seriously doubt they are going to find anyone who will want to measure an 8' snake to give them a fine.
anomalouspropagation posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Glad to hear I can finally get that 800lb monkey off my back!
I wonder if the "nonhuman" primate from Kory's case will be expelled if found to be a resident of Park Hills?
DJ press LPD for a news conference or at least the status of the Yetti? Please...
This gives a new meaning to "monkey business."
I wonder if the "nonhuman" primate from Kory's case will be expelled if found to be a resident of Park Hills?
DJ press LPD for a news conference or at least the status of the Yetti? Please...
This gives a new meaning to "monkey business."
marie95 posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
This is seriously the top news story on the Daily Journal's website? This newspaper quite literally gets worse every single day.
commonsensesayer posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
You know, I didn't realize there were that many monkeys in PH. There must be for them to have to go back and revise the ordinance.
What's funny is, (and I'm just guessing because I wasn't there) they probably spent more time debating the monkey issue than they did anything else. YES, PLEASE SOMEONE SEND THIS TO DAVID LETTERMAN!
What's funny is, (and I'm just guessing because I wasn't there) they probably spent more time debating the monkey issue than they did anything else. YES, PLEASE SOMEONE SEND THIS TO DAVID LETTERMAN!
junkman posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Everyone's strange except me and my monkey.
snl210 posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 11:35 am
All that's going on, and they are arguing about monkeys?! Is this for real??
dj_blogaholic posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Dang ! That's one hard-working council ! Gonna hafta cut back on bon-bons for bonzo !
what?? posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Does this mean there will be a job opening for an official monkey weigher in Park Hills? And if so where do I apply?
T-Bone posted at Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Man, someone needs to send this to Dave Letterman. What the heck is going on in Park Hills? They might have to hire a new animal control person with a tape measure and scale to go around measuring snakes and weighing monkeys. I have seen a lot chucky monkeys in park hills so they might have their hands full.

They will work hand in hand with the Monkey cops to will have to enforce the monkey weight problem in the area.
I've already contacted PETA to come and help Park Hills get this set up. PETA was very supportive in working with the city to help monkeys maintain a healthy weight. They are already collecting donations to build a monkey hospital, school, and law library here in town so they can further educate themselves.
I was also told that Central Schools will be teaching "monkey" language so that our kids will be able to speak directly with monkeys in the future.